Posted 1 week ago

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

if I die then I will go out with a smile

(Source: wartortles)

Posted 1 week ago

thescienceofjohnlock:

thenerdyindividual:

Look guys, I know the challenge is for a good cause but if you live in California please don’t do it! We’re in the middle of a serious drought and all the water that you use, counts! The water you use for the challenge including the ice, is contributing to this emergency level drought! If you really feel the need to do the challenge, change it so it won’t affect our water usage! Cram a shit ton of ice cream in your mouth if you have to but PLEASE stop doing the challenge if you live in California! Spread the word! Here are some links to educate yourself. A serious one: http://nationalreport.net/ice-bucket-challenge-contributing-california-drought/
A funny yet logical one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcmOuww-D8

This is a damn good point. If you live in California maybe wait till the drought is over before you do it.

so then what you’re saying is, is that it is more important to not contribute to a drought than to raise awareness for a disease?

Posted 2 weeks ago

wo-nderland:

lanahdelgey:

I CANT BREATHE

ITS BACK

(Source: theprofoundship)

Posted 2 weeks ago
myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years





England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

image

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Posted 2 weeks ago

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

i’d be broke

(Source: conshence)

Posted 2 weeks ago

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

Posted 2 weeks ago

2011fringeboy:

everybody when harry tweets
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Posted 2 weeks ago

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

(Source: mspandrew)

Posted 2 weeks ago

221b-tardisimpala-fallen-angel:

queen-of-fallen-angeles:

cashemoji:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
RIGHT
THERE
JESUS CRUST

jesus crust

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this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

WAIT THERE IS A SUPERNATURAL GIF FOR THIS

posts like these make my life so much happier

Posted 2 weeks ago
5secum:

shelbihoranbiebee:

lukefluff:

princelucas:

ismaloves1day:

hemmo199:

dreambig-hemmo:

inlovewiththeseidiots:

5sex5sos:

ahhh

not risking it!

SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT

IV SEEN THIS LIKE 5 TIMES IN ONE DAY

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SORRY I RISK NOTHING BYE

STOP

👌😭

I REBLOGGED THIS AGES AGO AND ENDED UP MEETING THEM ON MY BIRTHDAY OMG

5secum:

shelbihoranbiebee:

lukefluff:

princelucas:

ismaloves1day:

hemmo199:

dreambig-hemmo:

inlovewiththeseidiots:

5sex5sos:

ahhh

not risking it!

SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT

IV SEEN THIS LIKE 5 TIMES IN ONE DAY

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SORRY I RISK NOTHING BYE

STOP

👌😭

I REBLOGGED THIS AGES AGO AND ENDED UP MEETING THEM ON MY BIRTHDAY OMG

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
dimplelashton:

God, Luke! learn how to put on underwear x 

dimplelashton:

God, Luke! learn how to put on underwear x 

Posted 2 weeks ago
If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her.
Unknown (via awelltraveledwoman)

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Kitten version of Harry Styles

Kitten version of Harry Styles

Posted 2 weeks ago
Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

Nico Lang (via chinning59

As John Lennon once said “life is what happens when your busy making other plans.”

(via littlemissjennarae)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)